Counting on life without a boring job
Read on, it's worse than you thought. You might also want to read our first article in this series, the "End of Consumerism?" Guest writer/author was born in Mexico and now resides in SF Bay Area.
WORK, WORK, WORK
By Margot Pepper
Studies have shown that the time workers believe they have to themselves really belongs to an authoritarian presence, particularly on week nights. For no apparent reason the subject will up and leave a movie, a party, even a steamy moment of passion. In 97% of the cases the explanation the subjects gave was the same: “I have to work tomorrow.”
Further, results have concluded that there’s a dramatic increase in mobile usage during work nights, television-watching, web-surfing and anti-depressant drug-ingesting, paralleled by an astounding decrease in learning behavior, and a strange affinity for traffic, collars, ties, high heels, panty hose and pancake make-up, even on stifling hot muggy afternoons.
This has led experts to believe that the time a worker can likely claim as his or her own is in fact limited to weekends–though with the arrival of the unofficial 6-day work week, even this is in doubt.
But supposing one does have a "good job" with weekends, holidays, benefits and two weeks of vacation: two days a week your life belongs to you. Two x 52 weeks in a year + 10 days of vacation-leave + the 9 official holidays equals 123 days of life per year.
Now if one has gone to college and graduates in 4.65 years as per government statistics and works full-time from twenty-two until a retirement age of sixty-six, one can count on a total of 123 x 44 years, or 5,412 days of life during this period.
In other words, the average “forty-hour” week worker is alive 5,412 days/365 days in a year = 14.82739726 years from the time they are waiting for life to begin after graduation up until the time they are still waiting for life to begin not long before death. Fourteen years, nine months and a little over twenty-eight days.
Let’s round this figure to the fifteen-year mark, because after all, in spite of statistics, people do get sick and some actually fail to show up at work when that happens. In fact if you can manage to swing ten sick days a year and two days off instead of one on Thanksgiving and Christmas, you could pull off 16.2739726 years of life.
That’s a bonus of over 1.4 years, and if you’re fired or just walk off the job this figure increases dramatically.
There you have it folks: fifteen years of life, 8.25 of which must be subtracted in that 44-year period if you're an average 4.5 hour-a-day TV-watcher, according to Nielsen. So really, six and three quarters years of life—provided you can ignore work email–twenty-one spent in purgatory waiting for this life and twenty-nine years of indentured servitude to enrich those who've hardly worked at all.
So just don't do it is all. Join a union, organize a general strike for a 30-hour or less work week, engage in anti-work. Anti-work at something you love, something that will better our collective lives and bring down a system of primarily unnecessary, even harmful work–like global warming production, business speculating; real estate, energy and health care gouging; fabricating or disseminating government propaganda or designing nasty widgets for the sole purpose of blowing them and cuddly little children up.
Stop the machine and turn on the dream, that’s the real work to be done in a society such as ours.
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Mexican-born Margot Pepper’s work has been published by the Utne Reader, Monthly Review, City Lights, the S.F. Bay Guardian, Common Dreams, Counter Punch, Z-Net, France’s Le Courrier and Canada’s The Scoop. She is the author of Through the Wall: A Year in Havana and a dystopian science-fiction thriller, American Day Dream and a book of poetry.